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This isn't cute! Cars only do this when they feel extreme distress!

Maan get that quivering snout outta here

I don't think gaming companies are getting shamed enough for selling their (generally unfinished) games for $70

I had two coworkers who didn't know that Steve Jobs died, ligma awareness is so low in this country god

Steve Jobs

I love r/MagnetFishing. Every time I go in there it’s wall-to-wall bags of bullet casings and uneasy laughter. Just a bunch of guys who made a hobby out of breaking into nursing homes for retired murder weapons.

Opulence! You own everything!

Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

Artists should be scared

i watched the episode where lisas president and bart asks her to legalize it and shes like What and he just looks at her like this

gay marriage

love the term "creature comforts" because it implies you are some kind of wretched beast that can only be consoled by having a television in your hotel room