Average cube behavior

Most Jedi during Order 66: *dies immediately*

Ahsoka: *avoids hurting the clones as much as possible while escaping*

Yoda, the mad lad:

"On a 72 kill-streak I am. Much XP I have earned. About to level up I am."

Hello hello my little soon to be angels, this is the pilot speaking ;)

Derealization is freaky because ur like in a irl video game and the sky looks fake and the grass looks fake, yknow? Like how it feels is hard to describe but you’re out of your body and the world looks like a dream but it’s actually happening and that can be kinda :/

moblins\bokoblins\lizalfos should be treated like actual sentient species instead of just generic demon-summoned monsters imo

they should have individual names. i want to chill out with a bokoblin named glubjub and he likes to eat apples whole because the seeds are a little treat

personally i love strikes. love unions. love protests. big fan all around!!

i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

Aperture Science Announcement Voice: “Congratulations, Homosexual! Your existence has been deemed profitable in the following regions: North America, Western Europe, and Australia.”

“To celebrate the occasion we have temporarily recolored all Aperture Science appliances in these regions to your favorite flavor of gay.”

“For further pandering on a wider area please continue fighting for basic human dignities and Aperture Science will be right there to celebrate your victory with you. Afterwards.”

It’s that time of the year again.

at some point you have to realize that you actually have to read to understand the nuance of anything. we as a society are obsessed with summarization, likely as a result of the speed demanded by capital. from headlines to social media (twitter being especially egregious with the character limit), people take in fragments of knowledge and run with them, twisting their meaning into a kaleidoscope that dilutes the message into nothing. yes, brevity is good, but sometimes the message, even when communicated with utmost brevity, requires a 300 page book. sorry.

I’m sorry friends, but “just google it” is no longer viable advice. What are we even telling people to do anymore, go try to google useful info and the first three pages are just ads for products that might be the exact opposite of what the person is trying to find but The Algorithm thinks the words are related enough? And if it’s not ads it’s just sponsored websites filled with listicles, just pages and pages of “TOP FIFTEEN [thing you googled] IMAGINED AS DISNEY PRINCESSES” like… what are we even doing anymore, google? I can no longer use you as shorthand for people doing real and actual helpful research on their own.